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Surgery in September. If this was 2 years ago, I would be OFF THE FUCKING WALL about this surgery business. But now I know what it is like to be on crutches for months and not being able to move or work or do anything.
Surgery in September. If this was 2 years ago, I would be OFF THE FUCKING WALL about this surgery business. But now I know what it is like to be on crutches for months and not being able to move or work or do anything.
"Rose tints my world, keeps my safe from my trouble and pain."
ewwwwwww
my room is discusting.
must clean.
and no .. im not going to say a.s.a.p.
cause i wont do it.
more like a.s.a.i.g.m.l.a.m.
as soon as i get my lazy ass moving.
lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy.
"... when we made it, did you hear a bell ring?"
psssht leslie ... i just got a zit.
ima gonna kill you.
more like pop you.
"Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock'n'roll"
i am a dreamer and a do-er.
i dont think.
just dream about it ... and do it.
i dont know if i should add the thinking step or not.
cause if i did, i might be this skiddish little overthinker who cant make a single decision ever. ever. ever. never.
some things never get better, like its causing bad livers.
"My vheels, mein gott I can't move my vheels"
We bitch around like nobodys business.
fuck mango juice
fuck people and their stupid fucking ways
fuck broken eyeliner
fuck contact lenses
fuck sticky scar removal oil that stains my bed
fuck knee brace gone missing
fuck cleaning my room
fuck coffee breath
fuck homework
fuck knee ointment
fuck insomnia
i watched way to much south park, corner gas, and rocky horror picture show for my own good. that can be dangerous mixed with starbucks double shot cans, virgin shirley temples, and dexedrine. It should come with a surgeon generals warning.
The gallbladder is defiantly gone.
But sometimes I can most defiantly feel the ghost of it. Kind of scary.
Dr. Idofinejobs did a fine job.
He knows me inside and out.
Literally.
best quote ever: "He sounds of someone being raped while getting their toes blendered off."
I'm going back in time.
Lullaby is amazing.
"i've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance"
I am excited for the day that my dad realizes that he is an world class ass-hole.
"I'm the man of the house and everyone listens to ME. And if no one is going to listen then you can all fuck yourselves"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
the most dysfunctional functional family ever. ever.
"Everyone loves a drama everyone loves a drama everyone loves a drama everyone loves a drama"
shpoink.
"I'm gonna dump this expensive starbucks milkshake on that mean bitches car." HAHA
on the count of go tilt your head and say aww.
go.
"watch your boobs" zooom.
"you better wise up janet weiss. you better wise up, build your thighs up."
"yeah .. i think im going to get a flaming demon tattooed on my abs ... cause they are good enough for that now"
your a tool sean.
not only a tool, but the whole toolbox.
maybe even the shed.
too bad G cant be as good looking as his voice sounds. that really sucks for him. or eles he would be getting laid everynight. not called humpty dumpty by people pulling thier pants up really high and imitating his little leg thing in that music video.
what a card.
download girl talk. its gives me eargasms.
big pet peeve = people who have bad acne and try cover it up with a SHIT LOAD of foundation. doesnt help. it makes it more noticeable. you know who you are.
PROACTIVE PEOPLE.
cuddling and fucking cuddling and fucking cuddling and fucking cuddling and fucking cuddling and fucking cuddling and fucking cuddling and fucking cuddling and fucking
"Hey look at this painless sore!"
I just got a huge urge to bake a bunch of cupcakes and then throw them EVERYWHERE.
I'm going to get another venus fly trap. love em love em love em.
And i'm going to bake cupcakes today and bring them to work tonight.
And I want a pet snake SO BADLY. Like SHEBAM. Like SHEZAAAW.
"WALLAAWALLABINGBANGFRICKI
"uh well no one hired a lifeguard. I found this uniform in the dressing room ..................... I SAID NO RUNNING BY THE POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
im a lucky loon.
Here is my current archive of the worst pick up lines i have ever witnessed:
1. "I LOVE YOU!! YOU ARE MY SKY ... MY STARS .... MY MOON ... I LOVE YOU ....."
2. Hey! Are you wearing that backpack so you can stay at my house tonight?
AND THE WINNER FOR THE WORST PICK UP LINE EVER(!!!!!!!)
3. Some random drunken aussie guy:Hey girls!
Us: Hey.
SRDAG:What bus are you taking?
Us: .. umm .. the spruce grove bus ...
SRDAG:awesome .. where is that?
Us:That way ....
SRDAG:Oh ...
Us: .......
SRDAG: wanna come to my house?
Us: sure.
read Bel Canto. The best damn book. Schools Twilight in the "forbidden love" genre.
